What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 05:29

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Gun
-All the bad guys are black.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
A View to a Kill
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
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Dr No
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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